by bigal | Jun 17, 2026 | Chiropractor Dad Joke
Yesterday, I adjusted a patient who lives in the Pearl District, and in true Portland fashion, he asked if our chiropractic care is locally sourced and sustainably harvested. I assured him it is. If you need to get adjusted and check all of your Portland boxes, we are...
by Todd Hartwig | May 6, 2026 | Chiropractor Dad Joke
We were recently voted Best of the Rose City by you, thank you, for all of our great treatments and patient education that we provide. But, we really know that the main reason we were voted Best of the Rose City is because of our Dad Jokes. So, in honor of that…...
by Todd Hartwig | Feb 11, 2026 | Chiropractor Dad Joke
As a chiropractic physician, I was trained to hate bad jokes. I prefer “well-aligned” humor. 🙂
by Todd Hartwig | Oct 22, 2025 | Chiropractor Dad Joke
Did you hear about the chiropractor who’s very adaptable and now adjusts insects? Yes, he’s great at making adjustments on the fly. 🙂 Uh, I’ll talk to you soon. Thanks a lot!
by Todd Hartwig | Sep 17, 2025 | Chiropractic, Chiropractor Dad Joke
There’s going to be a large back pain treatment center built in Portland very soon. A THORACIC PARK, if you will. I’ll see myself out.
by Todd Hartwig | Mar 5, 2025 | Chiropractor Dad Joke
A few weeks ago, I had a patient come in and he was adamant and said that chiropractors could never help his back. A few weeks later, he stands corrected! If you want a bad dad joke, come on in, but if you want a really good adjustment, come on in as well. We’ll...
